Greetings, hardware enthusiasts! Welcome to Hardware University, where your professor, Hardware Harold, has dedicated himself to promoting knowledge enrichment in the field of tool mastery.
You might be wondering why you need to learn about hardware stores. Without such knowledge, you'll waste valuable time in the aisles, and Professor Harold may not ever catch a break!
In his many years of helping customers, Hardware Harold has found that the average customer doesn't know the difference between a bolt and a screw.
Today, Professor Harold, the ultimate guru of hardware, will help you gain a profound understanding of the difference between bolts and screws.
First, we have the screw. Screws are threaded in such a way that they can connect two items without any help.
Screws are the epitome of independence. They're unfazed and maintain composure even in the toughest of situations. They are the James Deans of the hardware world. They require absolutely no assistance from anyone.
Bolts, on the other hand, are the social butterflies of hardware. They are like screws in need of a relationship counselor, always dependent on a nut to complete them.
Bolts can't do it alone and need constant companionship. They're like Ross and Rachel from Friends. Without each other, it doesn’t work. They need that nut to find completeness.
So, there you have it, class. The next time you're wandering the aisles of a hardware store, remember: screws are the cool kids who don't need anyone, and bolts need a little help from their nutty friends.