The Lumber Stretcher

Oh, the classic lumber stretcher prank!
It's a wonder it's still fooling people.

But fear not hardware enthusiasts, our hero Hardware Harold has come to save the day with his tools of vengeance. He's like the Batman of the hardware section, ready to take down any Joker who dares pull a “good one” on the innocent hardware challenged.

Bravo, Harold, yours is a thankless job.